"Calvin and Hobbes Comic: Calvin is on the phone with Susie. He says, " Hello Susie? This is Calvin. You know this report we're supposed to write for school? Yeah. My topics is bats. What's yours?"....pause...."Elephants? Hmmm.Well. Are you going to the library to look up elephants? You are? Great! While you're there, could you research bats too, and make copies of all the information you find, and maybe underline the important parts for me, and sort of outline it, so I wouldn't have to read it all?" In the final scene, an angry Calvin is talking to his pet tiger Hobbes. Hobbes says, "How'd it go?" Calvin replies, "I really loathe girls."